Change Observer Pillows

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

Progress

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

Astronaut Selfie.

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Gone to seed.

Astronomers using giant telescope to light fires.

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

'As you know, this is a Right-To-Work-Cheap-OR-we-send-your-job-to-Asia-state...'

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

'How can you be so cheap?'

Your karma will catch up with you!

'Serves me right for frowning.'

Oculist.

'The doctors said you were so nervous about the operation they had to give you a tranquiliser.'

"Yee-ouch! That's gotta hurt."

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'You're wrong - this is brain surgery!'

"I know what's happened. This is Meet-n-mingle. You should be next door at Hobnobbing."

"This is not the sort of America I envisioned, Tom-an America in which the middle class has to use public transportation."

"I feel like Brunnhilde, but in 'The Kentucky Cycle.'"

'Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob.'

Even Santa outsources