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U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

Progress

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

Astronaut Selfie.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

Gone to seed.

Astronomers using giant telescope to light fires.

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

'As you know, this is a Right-To-Work-Cheap-OR-we-send-your-job-to-Asia-state...'

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

Neuro Surgery. Staff only. Sorry, that took longer than I expected --- He has a lot of nerve!

Oculist.

Your karma will catch up with you!

'The doctors said you were so nervous about the operation they had to give you a tranquiliser.'

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

'How can you be so cheap?'

'Serves me right for frowning.'

"Yee-ouch! That's gotta hurt."

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'You're wrong - this is brain surgery!'

"I know what's happened. This is Meet-n-mingle. You should be next door at Hobnobbing."

"This is not the sort of America I envisioned, Tom-an America in which the middle class has to use public transportation."

"I feel like Brunnhilde, but in 'The Kentucky Cycle.'"