Change Management Gurus Pillows

'Just wanted to step in say: we have a great consulting firm on this floor.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

When Engineers Crack.

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

'We've cut and pasted your list into 84 arbitrary sub-lists. Well, our work here is done.'

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

Man is successfully leaping over chasm.

'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

Recycling centre

"Thanks to my cost-cutting policies, profits are up 59%."

Change, Change, Change, Change.

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

Sometimes I feel the company would collapse if we weren't here.

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

There are better responses to 'change' than running around the office screaming 'We're doomed!'

"Al could you unpack these mining issues for us whilst Joel drills down to get some detail on the parcel problem."

'He may have swallowed too much change.'

'Ah, look, it left a little microchip trail.'

"The changes in the rules for risk management will turn the industry on its head."

My, my, we're justs a little overprotective of our propriety knowledge, aren't we?

Boss: 'Change is good!' Employees: 'Who's getting fired?'

Walk the dog.

'We're going to wander in the desert for forty years? What about portability of benefits?'

"In the flea jar, the Change Manager attempts to convince his colleagues that 'there is no lid'.

'Not everyone is able to cope with change.'

For use when tweaking the paradigm just isn't cutting it any more.

'We're only ten tech support calls away from another free pizza!'

'Just thinking about New Year's resolutions makes me tired.'

'Find out if 'Snap, Crackle, Barf' is actionable.'