Change Accepter Pillows

Trends: A Brief History

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

Danger Slow Sand.

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

"You've changed."

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"Must be another paradigm shift."

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'

'You are doing it wrong.'

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

"Our company is going to embrace cutting edge change...that's why the room is full of old white guys waiting for me to load a motivational video into a VCR."

Love is...ignoring his farts.

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

Change, Change, Change, Change.

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

"Welcome to our symposium on sexism, and a special thanks to all the lovely ladies who brought a plate."

"I hope I haven't taken you aback by asking you to attend the change seminar."

"The thing about innovation, new ideas and change is that it needs to be carefully considered, vetted and fall within corporate governance before being implemented."

'He's not the man I married. In fact, none of them are.'

Quiz: Find the Subtle Signs of Implicit Bias

Janus 2021

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

"Should I just give him the £2.50 or does that look cheap. . . would he say anything if I just walked past?"

"You know, we've given this same bottle back and forth to each other for so long that it's probably pretty good by now."

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

There are better responses to 'change' than running around the office screaming 'We're doomed!'