Champions Of Innocence Gifts

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

Others will fight for you

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

'I believe honesty is the best policy.'

Mothers are Heroes

"You might like my daughter. She's single and desperate too."

"I wonder if we could allow women a greater role in religion other than as sacrifices?"

LGBTQ is unfair to...

'In future in addition to the usual access to customers address books, photographs and friends we'll want information on...'

A homeless man finding €10 outside of a bank

Words do hurt.

Child watching a rocket launch which reads 'war'.

"Well, it certainly is nice to know someone's looking out for us old folks!"

Get home. No one there. Oh, the joy of the house to myself!

The Statue of Liberty rescues people stuck in the shadow of the deportation force.

Donations Drastically Reduced

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."

'Wheelchair access...I think we only do Visa or American Express.'

Hospital patient gets TLC.

Equality Bar

Protecting Innocent Babies from Falling Bombs

"My Mom's getting a bonus at work. I hope it's a puppy!"

'Come now, Wally, they can't all be assholes...OR CAN THEY?'

'I'm sorry if people have had their hopes dashed.'

"I have to throw out my white noise machine - it keeps insisting 'All Lives Matter' and trying to call the cops on the neighbors."

"I'll give you a 30% cut in snide comments about your weigt in return for 45% reduction in your arrogant misogyny."

Bono

One of the Give-Nots.

A dog leaves a bone in a homeless man's cap.

Children Reject War

"You're a nurse? How did you become interested in caring?"