Champion Of Love Pillows

LGBTQ is unfair to...

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

What Does God Know?

Man proposes holding a balloon.

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

Same Sex Wedding

Human Rights

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

"Do you promise to love and comfort yourself, on good days and bad, for richer, for poorer, in weight gain and loss, as long as you shall live?"

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

'All right, Lancelot — Have you got a woman in there?'

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending" yourself on Facebook."

'Recently my wife and I have had a row of these down the middle of the bed!'

"Relax dear. You haven't 'put on a ridiculous amount of weight'. You've just forgotten to take off your armour."

Now It's Men's Turn To Be Scared

"Be prepared to be hated!"

Mothers are Heroes

"There goes your knighthood."

Love from the Heart

'So... shall I put you down as a Miss, a Mrs, a Ms or a miffed?'

Boxing Fans Discuss Labor Union Membership

Now that our demands have been met... could you help us up?

"You might like my daughter. She's single and desperate too."

"This my wife of 42 years...uh..." "Lisa."

Don Quixote in the Hamptons

Yeah, I guess it works better for New York than mine does for Maine.

"Josephine, my man!"

The Statue of Liberty rescues people stuck in the shadow of the deportation force.

Prince

"I can't wait to get to school! I love the joy of meeting a challenge, of reaching my goals and then over-achieving! What could be better than that?"

Words do hurt.

Get home. No one there. Oh, the joy of the house to myself!

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