Champion Of Gynecology Pride Pillows

'Take that back! - Gynecologists aren't EITHER sissies!'

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"Women Supporting Women!"

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Glass Ceiling

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

'...she still can't manage a decent sports metaphor.'

Statue of Female Executive

"Women are WAY better than men at fighting for equality!"

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

Women Business Leaders of Tomorrow Right Now

Ladies of the Creation! - No. I - The Parliamentary Female

'Mother will catch you!'

'Have you considered the career enhancement opportunities of giving birth in your lunch hour?'

"Welcome! As a socially responsible company we love to hire women!"

Under new Womanagement.

"Ben, you're not a female – you have no idea what it's like."

'Look lady. I've been burning my brazier for years.'

"We're looking for someone just like you but with testicles."

Gender equality: step up to a level playing field.

Say no to violence against women

'The firm has to start taking diversity more seriously.'

"Did you hear? Melinda Alvarez, the smartest girl in school, made an ice cream machine for her science project and then shared it with all her teachers! What did you make, Gracie?"

Larry's binge drinking, though annoying, started a terrific domino party tradition....

'A glass ceiling?...Don't be ridiculous. The sign works just fine.'

Twins

"She scares the hell out of me. She's brainy, creative and sexy."

Some men are Gynophobia

"Just when the glass ceiling's become the glass floor we have to worry about upskirting."

Lukashenko's Nemesisters