Champion Of Women Pillows

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"Women Supporting Women!"

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Glass Ceiling

'Careful, that's where the boss keeps his ego.'

"I love your optimism."

Environment Friendly House.

Mod Kwan Doh

South Carolina's War on Women

Statue of Female Executive

Graph

"Women are WAY better than men at fighting for equality!"

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

Women Business Leaders of Tomorrow Right Now

Successful sales people are avid goal setters...

Paul exhibits a classic symptom of Attention-Surplus Disorder.

'Have you considered the career enhancement opportunities of giving birth in your lunch hour?'

Abortion Debates in the US

'I'm keen on precise statistics as the next person...'

"Frankly, Harold, you're beginning to bore everyone with your statistics."

Happy graph.

'Last month's sales figures went very well. So well, in fact, they fell back and crushed the previous months.'

Likes Charts Likes Pie

Academy.

'So, you see, Dad, if we compare our overall school performance, I'm actually doing better than you did at my age.'

'He's won an exotic holiday to Easter Island and it's gone straight to his head.'

'The uterus transplant was a success. I'm sure you'll find your husband much more understanding now.'

Polar bears gathered on single piece of ice hold banner saying: STOP GLOBAL WARMING.

"Imagine if we knew what the hell we were doing!"

"What a week!"

'A glass ceiling?...Don't be ridiculous. The sign works just fine.'

A gigantic man consuming the Earth

"I'm looking for something accurate but deceivingly hopeful."