Champion Of Gynecology Pride Gifts

'Take that back! - Gynecologists aren't EITHER sissies!'

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"Women Supporting Women!"

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Glass Ceiling

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

'...she still can't manage a decent sports metaphor.'

What must every 5 paragraph essay contain? 5 paragraphs! For the last 18 years, some wise guy says that as if no one's heard it before. Congratulations. Who was this year's Mr. Predictable? You're wrong, Mr. K. A girl said it. Wow! Another triumph for women's equality in my classroom.

South Carolina's War on Women

Statue of Female Executive

'Huh. Where'd all my birthday decorations go???'

"Women are WAY better than men at fighting for equality!"

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

Women Business Leaders of Tomorrow Right Now

'Have you considered the career enhancement opportunities of giving birth in your lunch hour?'

Abortion Debates in the US

Ladies of the Creation! - No. I - The Parliamentary Female

'Mother will catch you!'

"Welcome! As a socially responsible company we love to hire women!"

Under new Womanagement.

"We're looking for someone just like you but with testicles."

"Ben, you're not a female – you have no idea what it's like."

'Look lady. I've been burning my brazier for years.'

Science Day

'The uterus transplant was a success. I'm sure you'll find your husband much more understanding now.'

Gender equality: step up to a level playing field.

'The firm has to start taking diversity more seriously.'

Larry's binge drinking, though annoying, started a terrific domino party tradition....

Say no to violence against women

"Did you hear? Melinda Alvarez, the smartest girl in school, made an ice cream machine for her science project and then shared it with all her teachers! What did you make, Gracie?"

'A glass ceiling?...Don't be ridiculous. The sign works just fine.'

Some men are Gynophobia

Twins

"Just when the glass ceiling's become the glass floor we have to worry about upskirting."

"She scares the hell out of me. She's brainy, creative and sexy."