Champion Of Fair Play Mugs

Complaints

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"We need a union!'

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

The weight the justice.

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Stop with racism in sport!

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'

Lady Justice Balances A Marriage Quarrel

Free Speech has heavy price.

We are an equal opportunities employer - It's true. They pay the same lousy wages to men and women.

I've formed a union and I demand fair pay. You hear that, people? This guy wants to destroy the country. He's using a union to demand wage hikes and benefits while the rest of us toil and suffer. If I give him a raise, all of our pastry prices will rise. What do you say to that? Boo. Hiss. Send him back to Russia, in 1960. You should go, they're going to pelt me with food. Thank you. You'll never know what this means to me.

Woman has desk boxes labelled: Good For The Goose & Good For The Gander.

CCTV

"Our civilisation is consuming too many resources. But we don't make enough money to enjoy it either."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all for paying women's salaries."

'Look, I agree that you deserve the same salary as your male counterparts, but I have a responsibility to defend the traditional pay structure.'

'Hers his. That's not fair.'

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem... why doesn't everyone get one?"

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 34

'How come I get two yellow cards?' - 'One for the foul and one for the instant reply.'

'Tortoise beats Hare...subject to performance enhancing drug test results.'

The 1% on the High Road to Riches!

'If it wasn't for Jim Jones we would have lost today. . . he's the umpire.'

Separating steroid users and non-steroid users.

Rotten tomato cheats at start of race.