Champion Of Fair Play Pillows

Complaints

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"We need a union!'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

The weight the justice.

Stop with racism in sport!

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'

Lady Justice Balances A Marriage Quarrel

We are an equal opportunities employer - It's true. They pay the same lousy wages to men and women.

Free Speech has heavy price.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all for paying women's salaries."

Woman has desk boxes labelled: Good For The Goose & Good For The Gander.

CCTV

"Our civilisation is consuming too many resources. But we don't make enough money to enjoy it either."

'Look, I agree that you deserve the same salary as your male counterparts, but I have a responsibility to defend the traditional pay structure.'

'Hers his. That's not fair.'

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem... why doesn't everyone get one?"

'How come I get two yellow cards?' - 'One for the foul and one for the instant reply.'

'Tortoise beats Hare...subject to performance enhancing drug test results.'

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

The 1% on the High Road to Riches!

'If it wasn't for Jim Jones we would have lost today. . . he's the umpire.'

Electoral College Football

'Let me remind you, Waterman, you're only a distant relative.'