Fair Play Fanatic Mugs

'Look here Frobisher, you've adhered to the rules. You haven't cheated, self-aggrandised or whined about money. That's rather unsportsmanlike of you.'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Stop with racism in sport!

Progressive Democrats Like Elizabeth Warren Want a Higher Minimum Wage That Is Way Too Low

Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'

Lady Justice Balances A Marriage Quarrel

We are an equal opportunities employer - It's true. They pay the same lousy wages to men and women.

Tunnel of Love Just Friends.

Minnesota State Fair.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all for paying women's salaries."

CCTV

"Our civilisation is consuming too many resources. But we don't make enough money to enjoy it either."

'Perhaps you would like to rephrase your last answer.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all?"

'Tortoise beats Hare...subject to performance enhancing drug test results.'

'Tolerance...Zero Tolerance'

Center for anti-discrimination.

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

'How come I get two yellow cards?' - 'One for the foul and one for the instant reply.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 34

Kissing Booth. $1. Sniffing Booth. 1 biscuit.

'I'm sorry, Mum. But, if I let you off, I'll have to let everyone's mum off.'

'If it wasn't for Jim Jones we would have lost today. . . he's the umpire.'

Spain trial for rigged soccer matches

"Do you subtract 2 pounds for clothes?"

Rotten tomato cheats at start of race.

"You're right. It's not a level playing field."