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"So, what are you reading?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

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"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Ted knew he had a bestseller. Now all he had to do was fill the middle bits in.

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

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Human Rights

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

Writer's Block Next 10 Miles

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"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

'Do we have enough money for sweets yet?'

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

"Okay, we've donated to the Food Bank, Feed the Hungry, Food for Life, Hunger Helpers, Starving World, Second Helpings. . . is anyone else getting hungry?"

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

Chugger on the Moon

"You were right, honey, she was tired... I only had to read six books to her tonight!"

'With three teenage daughters the phone never rings twice in this house!'

'We don't want to deny you the right to protest, but no more signs, tents, singing...'

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'

"27 marathons in 27 days - he's no but a show-off!"

"Sorry, no more room. What a shame, I’m the teacher."

'It was all she had to offer, vicar.'

"Be prepared to be hated!"

Now It's Men's Turn To Be Scared

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"You might like my daughter. She's single and desperate too."