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McGhee makes a run for it!

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Tractor Racing

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

Medication for the elderly

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

Reserved Parking

Introverted Chair

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

Get a life

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

Armchair Dancing

'Think Basics.'

'I believe you were first.'

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

"There ya go. Cushion rot from farting into the same old chair for 40 years"

Sitting down

'How did it go at the track today, dear?'

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

Nice custom job, Bill!

Annual caring for elderly parent marathon.

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

If you get lost, remember that there's a Starbucks on every corner.

Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s personal hell.

Winning the around the world regatta was great, but taking that victory lap wasn't such a good idea.

Canoes

Runner with a kick-starter.

Disraeli's Victory of 1874 Aided by Publicans