Chain Mail Aficionado T-Shirts

Hi. You are a recipient of the Make-Work-for-Jerks chain letter.

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Letter Collecting Nerd

You've got snail.

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

Junk Mail

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

'The check is in the mail...'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

Postman in the Snow

"Jim will have to call you back. He's trying to find his real mail that's buried in all the junk mail."

'Slow Connection'

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

'It's unto thee.'

No Caption. (A snail is shown towing snail shells on a trailer in the manner of a semi truck towing cars to an auto dealer.)

"'Greetings in peace and love. This letter will bring you good luck. It has been around the world four times. Do not break the chain or you will have bad luck. Make 15 copies of ...''"

"The worst thing about hibernation ... the junk mail!"

Early Goths.

The Post Office Is... Forever

"If it's really important, I can send it by turtle mail."

'First past the post?'

Postman gives customer letter through letterbox.

'Sorry, ma'am, you just missed it. But we're expecting another one to blow through town in about an hour or so.'

"I'm sure it was just an oversight, sir, but your subscription to 'Time' has lapsed."

MAIL CALL AT THOMPSON, HALVERSON, SPIELMAN & OSGOOD

You've got mail...

Man has chains on him, along with his pet dog and a fire plug.

'Not everyone despairs at the state of the postal service.'

'Dad, I know we're supposed to hate postmen, but what is the etiquette for couriers?'

"I still like getting snail mail except for the slime!"

'Just thinking about it makes my mouth water.'