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Junk Mail

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

Letter Collecting Nerd

"Mail's here."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

Santa called but you were out!

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Dog traps the postman.

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

'Beware of the teenager.'

New Marvel Heroes

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Anything for me?"

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

Dog's game

"As a cub I got fed up with circus life, so I took a job in the mail room."

You've got snail.

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"Hello, Number 6!"

You've Got Mail

"Delivery."

"There's the mailman!"

'Here's the junk mail.'

"I have to be honest. I would really miss it if there were no more Saturday mail!"

Baby Carriers

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?