Cgi Buff Mugs

Santa CGI Effect

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Obsession with the Internet.

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

I want to hold your hand

Egg Buggy

"I still say they've overdone the anti-aging CGI."

'Just look'in'

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

Conspiracy Theory Books

Our 4 Branches of Government

'Please, pay attention.'

Angler's bait

"When they make a movie of my life, I can't decide if I want it in anime or CGI."

"Oh, we'll hang Kaiser BIll to the sour-apple tree..."

'We need someone on the outside.'

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

WHEREVER THERE IS REAL DANGER THE ATOMIC MIME LEAPS INTO PRETEND ACTION

An idiot's guide to the American Constitution.

"But, Senator, all the cool kids were doing it."

'You were up for the part, but we got ourselves a digitized actor who is just a little better looking, has a little better voice and does those action scenes a lot better.'

'No wonder people are cynical about government. Fooling some of the people all the time no longer works.'

Sympathy