Cgi Buff Prints

Santa CGI Effect

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Obsession with the Internet.

Getting to Know You

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

I want to hold your hand

Best System in the World

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Egg Buggy

'Just look'in'

"I still say they've overdone the anti-aging CGI."

Conspiracy Theory Books

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

Our 4 Branches of Government

'Please, pay attention.'

"When they make a movie of my life, I can't decide if I want it in anime or CGI."

Angler's bait

'We need someone on the outside.'

"Oh, we'll hang Kaiser BIll to the sour-apple tree..."

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

"But, Senator, all the cool kids were doing it."

An idiot's guide to the American Constitution.

WHEREVER THERE IS REAL DANGER THE ATOMIC MIME LEAPS INTO PRETEND ACTION

'No wonder people are cynical about government. Fooling some of the people all the time no longer works.'

'You were up for the part, but we got ourselves a digitized actor who is just a little better looking, has a little better voice and does those action scenes a lot better.'

'It wouldn't work out, Evan. I'm Microsoft Internet explorer, and you're Google web browser.'

Sympathy