Ceremonial Guards Mugs

'Did your helmet just peep at my helmet?'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

Night-shift entrance

'They call it the people dance.'

The Aisle

'I'm a guard dog too.'

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

Beefeater

"You said it—everybody heard you."

Sabrage

Mouse shopping after hours

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'

Soldier.

Martin is much gratified by an imposing ceremony

Recorded mating call

'My graduation gown got lost at the cleaners. Think anyone will notice this Snuggie?'

'AAAAGH! Oh, KNEEL! I thought you said my name - Neil!'

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

Before graduating, students at Flegburn High were required to read their diplomas out loud.

'So what do you do?'

"Funny Uniform!/Funny Hat!"

"The bride was radiant, the groom was radiant. I was radiant!"

Grenadiers

Decorations Continued Around Back.

A bit of serious pantomime. - A message from the Lords.

Snowboy becomes a Snowman.

"Well, it just so happens I do!"

"I now mispronounce you, Mon and wafe"

'Hurry up, I gotta go to the bathroom!'

'I pronounce you wife and husband.'

'Is this communion wafer gluten free?'