Show off their witty side. Our T-shirts for cerebral humorists display sharp, intelligent humor that makes a statement and showcases their love for clever comedy and quick wit.
In the breakfast foods industry, our award winner, Ernie, is at the tip-top. The honoree is at the vertex, the acme, the apogee ... the summit, the crest, the peak, the zenith! Raise your glasses to the man at the pinnacle! Please don't say it! Thank you for the synonym toast!
'Teenagers!'
The Solar System (after deregulation)
"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."
'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'
"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"
'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'
Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models
"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."
She loves to play with string theory.
When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.
"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."
When bacteria trash talk to antibodies. Oh yeah?! You and what course of antibiotics?!
Terry had a computer bug.
'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'
"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."
Hardware and software
PET THEORIES
Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy
How Glaciations Begin
Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.
"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"
'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'
"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."
"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."
Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.
'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'
"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"
'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'
The new Physics
Table Of The Elephants
Evolving/Devolving
'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'
They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!
Evolution...the wifi rhino.
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