Cereal Selfie Enthusiasts Prints

"Do we have any other cereal? I already took a selfie eating this one."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Power breakfast.

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Cereal Tasting.

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

Mom bought the wrong flakes

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

Breakfast surreal.

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

'Is this the new product?' - 'Yes, a rocket filled with cornflakes.'

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

"I go soggy in the bath."

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

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