Cereal Savant Pillows

'Well obviously I'd be thrilled with a merlot or some jelly, but there's always raisin bran as a safety net.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Bad for you but to die for

German Expressionist Breakfast

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

Power breakfast.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Cereal Tasting.

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

Mom bought the wrong flakes

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

"I go soggy in the bath."

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

'You're eating too much roughage.'

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.