Cereal Savant Pillows

'Well obviously I'd be thrilled with a merlot or some jelly, but there's always raisin bran as a safety net.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Bad for you but to die for

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

German Expressionist Breakfast

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

Cereal Tasting.

Power breakfast.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

Mom bought the wrong flakes

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

"Who is having the 4 bean salad? Half portion?"

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."