Cereal Marketing Guru Pillows

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Target your customer.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'The client has asked that you please stop referring to the product as, 'Crappy Crap Crap.'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'Our most successful e-mail campaign was an offer to take customers off our e-mail list.'

A close shave on the Titanic...

Power breakfast.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Cereal Tasting.

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

Mom bought the wrong flakes

"Okay, let me come at this question a different way: Does anybody here actually know how to sell anything?"

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

'We're really just a mom and pop store...if mom and pop had 600,000 employees.'

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."