Cellular Signal Aficionado Pillows

"This really is heaven - unlimited free calling minutes."

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Phone Mittens

"Come in, Wilson. I've traded my phone for some booze. Just another unexpected consequence of the breakup of AT&T."

Cell Phone

'Of course, honey, we'll talk - I think I can spare 120 anytime minutes for you today.'

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

Phone generation.

"I know you're a brain cell, but can't you act more like a heart cell?"

"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"

No Hand Signals

"Try S instead of L."

"It's the latest hands free mobile on the market."

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

"Please stay on the line....Your call is being ignored in the order in which it was received."

"Two bars—how about you?"

'No doubt about it. We've got to get cell phones!'

It's new from British Telecom, a telephone ignoring machine.

Before the Internet

What we thought Elon Musk did...What Elon Musk actually does...

Ringing bell

'It's a World War II portable phone and it works great when I have someone to crank it.'

"Nelson loves his Satellite Radio."

Family and dog, "I think Lassie is trying to tell us something Ma"

"These days social media lets you make friends around the world, Grampa!"

Semaphore Problems

Agnes is haunted by an email that she received 14 days ago and meant to respond to, but continued to put off, and now is wondering if it might just be too late to respond to at all.