Cell Tower Technician Pillows

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

Subwoofer

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

"What the hell sort of convenient new feature is this?"

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

'I got a job working for Google Earth.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"Ruddy AI. Bad enough to be replaced by a computer, never mind a COFFEE MAKER."

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'