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"I'm not sure I'm ready to date again. I'm just coming off a bad mitosis."

Right click for yes...

Scientists are sexy

Robocop and Juliet.

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

Book publishing.

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

"Please listen carefully to the available options."

A thief steals a heart

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

"You new personality that you downloaded off the Internet makes you irresistible."

"Are there any available upgrade options?"

It's the thought that counts!

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

William Wordsworth

Two minds but with a single thought.

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

Strategies that will always work

The Return of Tannhauser to Venusberg

'Now that looks like a guy I could go through a prenup process with.'

"I'm so glad you suggested we insert his heart on Valentine's Day!"