Celestial Themes Mugs

'You mean we still have birthdays?'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

"Well I wouldn't have to embarrass myself like this if they just gave us robes with pockets!"

Shocked angel on a burst cloud.

'Move over!'

"We're engaged!"

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

A man looks up at the earth

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Halo Frisbee.

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

Shoe repair

"I don't see HIS name on it."

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

"Blessed are they who blow out birthday cakes candles, for they shall be de-lighted."

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

"I opted for the upgrades."

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

'I think that's always how it's been!'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

"Sadie, they found a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri. That makes way over 1,000 planets we've discovered in my lifetime." "It must be exciting for you, discovering there are 1,000 worlds full of people who can't possibly know what a doofus you are." "...Unless they've got telescopes." "It is exciting. Now I know how you must've felt when Oog the Caveman discovered Venus." "I see you're bringing what passes for your 'A-game' today."

"Is it always so cloudy?"

'You needn't of bothered, it grows on trees up here.'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Cherub string quartets

People forget, on the 8th and 9th days I created the long weekend.