Celestial Themes Prints

'You mean we still have birthdays?'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

"Well I wouldn't have to embarrass myself like this if they just gave us robes with pockets!"

Shocked angel on a burst cloud.

'Move over!'

"We're engaged!"

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

A man looks up at the earth

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Halo Frisbee.

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

Shoe repair

"I don't see HIS name on it."

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

"I opted for the upgrades."

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

'I think that's always how it's been!'

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

'You needn't of bothered, it grows on trees up here.'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

Cherub string quartets

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

"Sadie, they found a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri. That makes way over 1,000 planets we've discovered in my lifetime." "It must be exciting for you, discovering there are 1,000 worlds full of people who can't possibly know what a doofus you are." "...Unless they've got telescopes." "It is exciting. Now I know how you must've felt when Oog the Caveman discovered Venus." "I see you're bringing what passes for your 'A-game' today."

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"Is it always so cloudy?"

'Just a one-hour pass. I'm a process server.'