Celestial Soothsayer Pillows

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Swinging on a star.

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

A man looks up at the earth

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Local News in Heaven

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

Pie Filling Reader

"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"

"'Procreate'! I've climbed all this way to hear that the meaning of life is 'procreate'?!"

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

'Want to make it two out of three?'

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

Astronaut love

"I always thought love made the world go round."

"It could never work between us."

"All the celebrities come here."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

Moon