Celestial Soothsayer Mugs

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Swinging on a star.

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

A man looks up at the earth

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Local News in Heaven

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'Want to make it two out of three?'

"'Procreate'! I've climbed all this way to hear that the meaning of life is 'procreate'?!"

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"

Pie Filling Reader

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

Moon

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

"I always thought love made the world go round."

"All the celebrities come here."

Astronaut love

"It could never work between us."