Celestial Soothsayer Mugs

Start their day with a cosmic splash! Our celestial soothsayer mugs feature mystical designs that'll inspire every sip with starry wonder and cosmic charm.

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"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad." mockup

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

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"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?" mockup

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

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Swinging on a star.

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"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out." mockup

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

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"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..." mockup

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

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"Intelligent design...well, duh!" mockup

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

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"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?" mockup

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

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"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash." mockup

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

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'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.' mockup

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

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'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!' mockup

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

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"He's my smart-aleck twin."

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"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?" mockup

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

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'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?' mockup

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

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A man looks up at the earth

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"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!" mockup

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

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Local News in Heaven

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'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..' mockup

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

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'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?' mockup

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

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"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

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