Celestial Conversationist Pillows

'You know, I always figured you for boxers, not briefs!'

'Okay, I'll see you tomorrow at noon... Uh, which time zone?'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

A man looks up at the earth

Water is discovered on the moon....

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

Local News in Heaven

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'Those are the Divinity students.'

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

Heaven

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

Life on cloud 8

'I think that's always how it's been!'

'You needn't of bothered, it grows on trees up here.'

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

"Up here everything is pretty much opposite."

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."