Celestial Pet Lovers T-Shirts

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Ghostwriting the Bible

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

Jenga!!!

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

'Found another earth-like planet. But just like the others, it doesn't allow pets.'

Big Bark Theory (canine version of the origin of the universe)

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

Taking the Dog for a Walk

'It was a split decision.'

Planeterrium.

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

Benedict XVI Resigns.

'Me? Twinkling? -- I thought YOU were twinkling.'

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

"Oh, yes, he's bad. But in a good way."

Recent Evidence for the Existence of Dogs

String Theory Lab

"Any requests?"

'I told you I refuse to be born today. I don't want to be Aries.'

A planet like ours - "What?! I'm going to be a mayfly again?!"

"The trouble with you, sunshine, you think everything revolves around you!"

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

"You had me at sextile moon."

"Christ on a bike. Again. Again with the electric shaver."

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

Dog collars.