Celestial Pet Lovers T-Shirts

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Ghostwriting the Bible

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

Jenga!!!

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

'Found another earth-like planet. But just like the others, it doesn't allow pets.'

'It was a split decision.'

Planeterrium.

"God lives in the eternal present. The gift that keeps on giving."

Taking the Dog for a Walk

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

Big Bark Theory (canine version of the origin of the universe)

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

String Theory Lab

Benedict XVI Resigns.

"Any requests?"

'Me? Twinkling? -- I thought YOU were twinkling.'

Recent Evidence for the Existence of Dogs

"Oh, yes, he's bad. But in a good way."

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

'I told you I refuse to be born today. I don't want to be Aries.'

"The trouble with you, sunshine, you think everything revolves around you!"

"You had me at sextile moon."

A planet like ours - "What?! I'm going to be a mayfly again?!"

'Miss Allen, have we scheduled a blessing of the animals?'

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

Dog collars.

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

"Christ on a bike. Again. Again with the electric shaver."