Spiritual Pet Lover T-Shirts

Dog collars.

'Miss Allen, have we scheduled a blessing of the animals?'

"I was a very good boy!"

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"That's the preacher's dog."

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

I think the dolphin is my spirit animal! Unfortunately, it's likely mine is the sloth.

Dog Thoughts

'You think you can purr your way out of anything, don't you?'

"If I knew I'd have to walk them for an eternity... I never would have owned so many goddamn dogs!"

'I know you got nine lives, but do you have to eat for all of them?'

'I've finished your horoscope, Bucky.'

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

Vegetarian Heaven

Old cat with its own stair lift

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

"Not bad, but I said, 'Stay'."

How's your animal? Do you mean my wolverine, or my inner animal?

"One day, this will all be yours."

Telepekingesis.

"I don't know what you are either. I'll just write 'small brown bird'."

Evangelist and dog trainer extraordinaire, Ernie Gumbromowitz.

'!!X@#!! Reincarnation!'

Cow wrestling with ring through nose.

"Of course there's a god... who do you think feeds us every day?"

"I wish they wouldn't just leave it there."

'I know you have been very good. But all that entitles you to is a 'walk'.'

"This is the Halal dog food. The Kosher dog food is in the next aisle."

"Relax, boy. That’s just God."

"Your cats are fine."

'God Bless What Iguana?'

'I miscounted and went from 8 to 7.'