Celestial Humor Enthusiasts Mugs

'He's still in his probationary period.'

"Good game."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Water is discovered on the moon....

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

'Those are the Divinity students.'

Shoe repair

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

Heaven

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

Life on cloud 8

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

"Up here everything is pretty much opposite."

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

"Sometimes I miss a good smiting."

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

New Years Reolutions

The Dark Side of the Moon.

'They come down here to smoke.'

'I miss the evildoers.'