Celestial Humor Lovers Mugs

"Christ on a bike. Again. Again with the electric shaver."

Bumped by an angel

Benedict XVI Resigns.

"Good game."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Ghostwriting the Bible

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

Water is discovered on the moon....

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'Those are the Divinity students.'

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Shoe repair

Heaven

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

Life on cloud 8

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

"Sometimes I miss a good smiting."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.