Celestial Exercisers T-Shirts

Angel doing the hula hoop.

Sir Patrick Moore.

"My job is not as easy as it looks: You have to learn about astronomy and celestial mechanics to be able to accurately predict sunrise and sunset..."

Phyllis exercises her demons.

'They're still ticked off about losing the cost-of-living allowance.'

Angel using his hal to play golf.

Never wear running shoes with a jogging suit.

Jehovah's Fitness

'I like to think of the universe as a God shaped whole.'

'You'll never see me out jogging.'

'Hey, it's Heaven, why wouldn't we cash in on that?'

Exercise Classes for the over 60s - Pottering 8pm.

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

"Sorry, no rest for the angelic either."

'I have come to say we love you all and want you all to succeed. Wait! . . . Wrong locker room. My bad.'

God/Saint Watching Football.

"Really looks like they could use a miracle about now sir!"

The training halo...

"First one to eleven."

"Should we just write them off as a tragic mistake..?"

Alpha Centuri crushes earth in straight sets.

"I like to keep up on my jogging. I'm still doing twenty clouds a day."

Angel Delight

"The reward is Heaven and a set of well-toned glutes."

A man gets through the pearly gates with an E-Z Pass.

'Put it in writing!'

Man using mustache to pull himself up during situps

Anaerobics

Coach transfer to heaven

Angel putting into his halo.