Celestial Credential Seeker Pillows

"User name and password?"

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

Cherub on a cloud

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

'We've discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star or just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

'Recalculating!'

Yahweh/Your Way

''Intelligent design'? -- Why, those patronizing little twerps!'

President of Flat Earth departs laterally

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

"You two stop fighting...don't make me come back there!"

Hubble Telescope

Smashed harp...

Man Crosses Finish Line At Heaven's Pearly Gates

Sell the Universe !

The suite hereafter.

"We're looking for water aren't we?"

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

'They're still ticked off about losing the cost-of-living allowance.'

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

'All the stars are coming out tonight.'

"A few more Hail Mary's would have seen you upgraded to premium-heaven."

Because spheres are easier --- It's a physics thing.

'Well, I suppose it's all right. As long as it's a hybrid.'

"Do you have anything with a view of God?"

Cornucopia of space

"I started out as an astronomer, but the stars made me feel insignificant."

'Hey, it's Heaven, why wouldn't we cash in on that?'

Inventive Uses of Halo

No caption (A male angel proposes to a female angel. He is on one knee and holding an open ring box that contains a halo).

"I'm good thanks."