God operating a universal remote.
Celestial Couch Potato Gifts
Looking for a gift that combines cosmic whimsy with ultimate comfort? Our celestial couch potato collection is designed for those who love to relax under the stars. Featuring playful designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints, these gifts are sure to bring a sparkle to any lazy day or stargazing session.
'The History Channel is all reruns.'
"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."
Bowled over again!
He's in training for the rugby World Cup.
"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."
"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"
"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."
Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.
Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance
"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."
"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."
"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."
'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'
"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."
'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'
'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'
"Clive used to be an astronaut."
"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"
This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.
Love is when you watch television together.
'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'
Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."
"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."
Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?
''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'
'Och lye the news'
"Would you get me a beer from the refrigerator? Just grab one of the cans on the top shelf. Come on, I do so much for you—all these years, the walks, the food, the chases... Come on! Never mind."
'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'
'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'
'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'
"You are still here."
"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."
Tunnel of TV
Succession 2
Celestial Couch Potato Gifts Collection
Celestial Couch Potato Mugs
Explore our collection of celestial mugs—perfect for cozy mornings and starry-eyed relaxation. Discover playful designs that make every sip special.
Celestial Couch Potato Pillows
Bring cosmic comfort home with our celestial pillows, perfect for lounging and adding a dreamy vibe to any space.
Celestial Couch Potato Prints
Transform their room with stunning celestial prints—beautify walls with cosmic scenes and starry motifs that inspire nightly dreams.
Celestial Couch Potato T-Shirts
Check out our cosmic t-shirts, crafted for laid-back star lovers who want to wear their celestial obsession with pride.