Angelic Couch Potato Gifts

'Eight hundred million channels and there's still nothing good on!'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

"I see a couch."

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

"There's the remote!"

'I'm worried about Junior. He's so lazy he won't even take his own selfie.'

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"

'I wish you'd hurry and decide which film you're going to sleep through.'

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

I'm so busy at home I need three hands. One for the chips, one for the beer, and one for the remote!

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'When you caught yourself saying the repetitive never-ending TV commercials and couldn't stop doing it, you should have come to see me then!'

"It's amazing! A couple of inches of snow and the whole country grinds to a halt!"

"This isn't what the doctor meant when he recommended adopting a Mediterranean diet."

'We added on to the couch.'

'This mindless blather is edited for TV.'

The Snooze-a-thon.

"When's the TV due back from the workshop?"

"I hate the wide screen, but it's good exercise for my neck."

'I thought you said he was housetrained!'

"Being a lazy slob is part of my identity. Keep on nagging and I'll report you to our diversity officer!"

"Oh, god. . . not another night at home watching Ingmar Bergman films!"

"There you are, dear. . . that's you all set to watch satuday night television now!"