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Yahweh/Your Way

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'And my board approved this?'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

Paradise: Collection of wine

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

It took the members of the seance almost 2 hours to make contact with Muriel but it was worth it."

The road less traveled.

"Who did you think has been drawing you all this time?"

Asteroid Trajectory Assessment.

"User name and password?"

Angels after hours.

In and Out.

'Hey, it's Heaven, why wouldn't we cash in on that?'

'Welcome to the ultimate bottom line.'

'My manager thought this might help me sell a few more CDs.'

"I need a minute."

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

Sign on the Pearly Gates reads: 'Now hiring.' Man says, 'We're in luck!'

"This can't be heaven, where's the shops?"

"I should stop buying shoes."

'James is very persuasive.'

Last night I met an interesting guy online. He's an Aries with a trust fund rising.

"You should really clean up your desktop."

'Some of those girdles are impossible to penetrate!'

Mineral Water: Still or Sparkling

'The halo is nice, but I would've preferred a tiara.'

Having shopped until she dropped, Kathy finally finds the PERFECT card.

"The truth is, I really can't stand world music!"

'Put it in writing!'