Celebrity Watchdog Pillows

"Oh, Herb. Not Another Open Letter To Miley Cyrus."

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

The americanisation of vulture.

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Meet Santa's entourage

Tom Cruise

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

"Once again, the epicenter seems to be Christian Slater."

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

Rod Stewart

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

"Accepting for..."

"You're okay for a guy who comes across as such a jerk in his biopic."

Pop star weather report.

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking