Celebrity Watchdog Mugs

"Oh, Herb. Not Another Open Letter To Miley Cyrus."

"I think he was a celebrity."

The americanisation of vulture.

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Reese Witherspoon

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

Elton John

Meet Santa's entourage

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"What are you doing?"

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

Tom Cruise

Wayne and Kerry created a joint name like their idols Brangelina and Tomkat.

Brad Pitt.

Roger McGuinn

Charlotte Rampling

"Once again, the epicenter seems to be Christian Slater."

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

Sylvester Stallone

Emma Watson

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

Celebrity Gavin Henson

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

Rod Stewart

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

"Accepting for..."

Glenn Hoddle

Pop star weather report.

Adam Levine

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."

"You're okay for a guy who comes across as such a jerk in his biopic."

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

Love Island

New-Car Shopping with Arianna Huffington: 'She says if we give her a car, she'll give us exposure by driving it around.'