Celebrity Watchers Mugs

'...and that concludes this episode of celebrity talk. Now back to your humdrum lives.'

'That's it! No more cameras in the courtroom!'

"Accepting for..."

'Celebrity shopping please ignore.'

'Nothing about my new hair-do, yet you were first to notice the pimple on the bridge of her nose had gone!'

"Yes - we offer complete privacy. We are 3 billion miles from earth. . .Just get a double room ready for Meghan and Harry."

"I think he was a celebrity."

The americanisation of vulture.

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Meet Santa's entourage

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

May I have the envelope, please?

"Once again, the epicenter seems to be Christian Slater."

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

Tom Cruise

Rod Stewart

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

"You're okay for a guy who comes across as such a jerk in his biopic."

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."