Celebrity Wannabes Pillows

Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Reese Witherspoon

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

Tom Cruise

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

As Seen On TV

'I could have been the next Neil Young, but my ol' man made me take singing lessons.'

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

The modern sheriff.

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

'I was only famous for 14 and a half minutes.'

'What do you mean you don't believe I'm really a Princess?'

'I don't see how you can put your profession as TV star just because you were in the crowd of Match of the Day!'

'It's not just that he plays games all the time, it's the games he plays. He's not playing 'Guitar Hero,' he's playing 'Guitar Sidekick''.

Mail and Femail restrooms for envelopes.

"It's your real-estate agent. She says she may have found you a higher ledge."

"We could start a band."

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

The great bespeak for Miss Snevellicci

Musician sings off key while his dog can only watch,his jaws strapped together

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue

"I'm afraid the Will Ferrell quotes and hilarious duck impressions just aren't covering your low productivity levels any more, Ted."

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

'I hope he doesn't pick on ME!'

Journalist tackled by security.

Boulder thinks: 'I rock.'

"I know I'm good looking, but am I good looking enough to move to California?"