Celebrity Wannabes Pillows

Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

Tom Cruise

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."

As Seen On TV

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

The modern sheriff.

Mail and Femail restrooms for envelopes.

'What do you mean you don't believe I'm really a Princess?'

'I was only famous for 14 and a half minutes.'

"It's your real-estate agent. She says she may have found you a higher ledge."

"We could start a band."

The great bespeak for Miss Snevellicci

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

Journalist tackled by security.

Musician sings off key while his dog can only watch,his jaws strapped together

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

'I hope he doesn't pick on ME!'

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue

Boulder thinks: 'I rock.'

"I know I'm good looking, but am I good looking enough to move to California?"

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."