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The trial final

Trial by Media

"You can't plead cute."

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

Pre-Minstrel Tension

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

"Manafort's was the best flip yet."

'Is there any chance I could do the five years vicariously?'

"That settles it. I'm moving for a retrial."

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

"I object, Your Honor! This line of questioning is really weird."

Counsel's Opinion.

''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?'

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

'Your honor, we are appealing on grounds the post-trial book deals didn't match the pre-trial publicity.'

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt."

Disorder in the Court!

"Your honor, we were having so much fun being sequestered, we forgot what the defendant is charged with."

"Your Honor, the witness, in my opinion, has failed to establish credibility."

'My client may have huffed and he may have puffed, but ladies and gentlemen, he just happens to have a very bad smoker's cough. He did not blow anyone's house down!'

Closing arguments.

"It's clear from the replay that it was a leading question."

'How do you expect me to concentrate when you're reading me my rights?'

'Your disgusting behaviour has been almost human in nature!'

A judge, the lawyers for the prosecution and defense, the accused and the jury stand in front of a packed courtroom and bow while holding hands like they are finishing a performance.

'I like the way you have Jack and Jill go up the hill with a lawyer.'

'Your honor, the defense would like to buy a vowel!'

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

Murder trials at the criminal court shown as a theatrical show

'Your Honor, we find the defendant to be the subject of misplaced guilt.'

Night Court

"Yes, you were found guilty of the same crime in 2004."