Celebrity Trial Aficionado Mugs

The trial final

Trial by Media

"You can't plead cute."

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

Pre-Minstrel Tension

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

"That settles it. I'm moving for a retrial."

"Manafort's was the best flip yet."

'Is there any chance I could do the five years vicariously?'

"I object, Your Honor! This line of questioning is really weird."

Counsel's Opinion.

''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?'

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

Disorder in the Court!

"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt."

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

'Your honor, we are appealing on grounds the post-trial book deals didn't match the pre-trial publicity.'

"Your Honor, the witness, in my opinion, has failed to establish credibility."

Closing arguments.

"It's clear from the replay that it was a leading question."

'How do you expect me to concentrate when you're reading me my rights?'

'Your disgusting behaviour has been almost human in nature!'

'I like the way you have Jack and Jill go up the hill with a lawyer.'

"Yes, you were found guilty of the same crime in 2004."

Night Court

'Your Honor, we find the defendant to be the subject of misplaced guilt.'

'Your honor, the defense would like to buy a vowel!'

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

A judge, the lawyers for the prosecution and defense, the accused and the jury stand in front of a packed courtroom and bow while holding hands like they are finishing a performance.

Murder trials at the criminal court shown as a theatrical show