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THE PIED PAPARAZZI - "Ugh! Stop following me!"

Sick, Disgusting, Here It Is

Stepped in Dog Poo.

"It's safe to go out now -- the paparazzi are all following Lady Godiva."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Meanwhile in Hollywood

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Jack Gleeson

The americanisation of vulture.

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Little Red Riding Carpet

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

You know how Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are known as "Kimye," and Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are known as "Branjelina"? I think we should combine "Lance" and "Gloria" into either "Lania" or "Glance." What do you think? I think I won't be needing a menu now, as I'll be busy gagging.

Vanna White: The Later Years.

Tom Hanks

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

Marilyn's Rushmore

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

George Clooney Machine

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.