Celebrity Gossip Listener Prints

Jackson denies being father of quads - 'Woooh! Who's Dad?'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Meanwhile in Hollywood

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

Tom Hanks

Hollywood Breakup

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

JET (Part I)

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Larry King

Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"! (Published originally on March 2, 2009.)

“So let me get this straight: George Clooney isn’t your leader?”

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

Wayne and Kerry created a joint name like their idols Brangelina and Tomkat.

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"

John Stride

Say what? Johnnie Cochran died in 2005?

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

Weditorials

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

'Oh no! Political memoirs!'

To Get Pardoned by Trump, Become a Celeb

Whoopie Goldberg

Good Morning Britain

'We know you are a serious actress..'

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Groupeé? You can call me "Booster." Dr. Noodle. Hey, who was that who just left your office? Was that that historian I saw on TV? Herodotus Jenkins? I can't say. He's the best. He come here this time every week? I can't say. And who's that out in the waiting room? Is that Brock Manly of "Fast & Furious 12" fame? I can't say. What brings you here? I heard you treat all the famous people. I just thought it might be nice to know the rich and famous are as messed up a