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'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

JET (Part I)

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

Hollywood or bust!

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

Dua Lipa caricature

'Oh no! Political memoirs!'

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

'Really? -- I'd always assumed that Elton John was one of us.'

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

Dog Formerly Known as Prince

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

"Emotional breakdown! Call Oprah!"