Celebrity Affairs Observer T-Shirts

'My publicist thinks I'm seeing someone else.'

"I think he was a celebrity."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

The americanisation of vulture.

Star Wars vs Star Trek

Reese Witherspoon

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

100 best beheadings

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

"What are you doing?"

Elton John

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Meet Santa's entourage

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

Tom Cruise

Man Inside TV Produces Ideal Viewer

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

Charlotte Rampling

Wayne and Kerry created a joint name like their idols Brangelina and Tomkat.

"Once again, the epicenter seems to be Christian Slater."

Emma Watson

Celebrity Gavin Henson

Roger McGuinn

May I have the envelope, please?

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

Sylvester Stallone

Brad Pitt.

Next semester I have "The Frito-lay

Rod Stewart

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

"Accepting for..."

New-Car Shopping with Arianna Huffington: 'She says if we give her a car, she'll give us exposure by driving it around.'