Celebration Station Pillows

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Lesbian civil partnership.

Mardi Gras

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Champagne

Bacchus.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

Bubbly

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Dancing Doctor

Cardiac Recovery.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Pilot with champagne.

"We won!"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Green Balloon

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'