Celebration Planning Fanatic Pillows

Woman has her arm cut off at opening ceremony

Lesbian civil partnership.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Champagne

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Cardiac Recovery.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

celebrating a birth.

Margarita

Let's Celebrate

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'

Jumping Man

Wedding Fayre

Westminster: The after-party

Men can show their emotions!

Mime Baby

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

With Compliments

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

'My dress is thirteen years old today!'

'Here comes our order.'

Party Time!

High Five

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

Me cold. Need heat cave. Fire works. To make metal tools, I need to melt these rocks. Fire works. I'd like a romantic atmosphere for my date tonight. Fire works. How should we celebrate the founding of our new nation? Fireworks!

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

Men. Women. Party Poopers.

'You add the girl after baking.'